You laugh you lose

August 29, 2017

​​​​Recently on the internet there have been a few videos of people taking part in something called "You laugh, you lose". This is where two people face each other and tell really bad dad jokes. ​​If you laugh you get a point. The person with the most points loses. ​On Sunday afternoon we had our regular youth catch up in the afternoon and I decided to inflict them with some really really bad jokes. Below is the top 10.

  1. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
  2. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
  3. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
  4. Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
  5. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
  6. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
  7. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
  8. “Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”
  9. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  10. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it’s tearable.

Go well.

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