Sunday humour

August 13, 2017

To get you prepared for another week I thought I would share a few church bulletin errors. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

  • A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
  • A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early, and listen to our choir practice.
  • Don't let worry kill you — let the church help.
  • During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. 
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 
  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
  • The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • Thursday night — Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Go well!

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