Chuck Norris is no joke

August 09, 2017

One of my all time movie hero's is Chuck Norris. He is also now famous for the jokes (or memes) that get around about how tough he is. Here is my very small tribute to him. I just hope he never reads this!

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Go well!

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