There's always time for something punny!

August 08, 2017

Even when you are busy, there is always time to have some pun. Enjoy!

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Daughter: "Mum, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“ Mum: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“

My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.

I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

Go well!

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