Even when you are busy, there is always time to have some pun. Enjoy!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Daughter: "Mum, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“ Mum: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.
I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.