Something funny

July 24, 2017

Time flies!! It's been almost a week since my last post! To celebrate all things time related, I thought I'd share a few jokes about time. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.

Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?
A: It was time out.

Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!

Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.

Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.

Q: What did the street clock say to the tower clock?
A: High there!

Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.

Q: What did the sea captain say to the clocks on the galley?
A: All hands on deck.

Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A:  See you again in a minute.

Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.

Go well!

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