Time flies!! It's been almost a week since my last post! To celebrate all things time related, I thought I'd share a few jokes about time. Enjoy!
Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
A: He was looking for a timely solution.
Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?
A: It was time out.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?
A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?
A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you call a tense clock?
A: All wound up.
Q: What did the street clock say to the tower clock?
A: High there!
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.
Q: What did the sea captain say to the clocks on the galley?
A: All hands on deck.
Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
A: See you again in a minute.
Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
A: Second hand information.