Friday funny

June 23, 2017

Here we are on a cold and gray June evening. The good news though is that it is Friday! On a Friday, our minds are working hard at forgetting our work week (for most of us anyway) and trying to focus on our weekend. What better way to do that than getting some belly laughing happening!!!!! Here's a few really really funny jokes to get you started (trust me, they are funny).

  1. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
  2. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  3. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
  4. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  5. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
  7. I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
  8. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Go well and enjoy your weekend!

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