A Saturday on a long weekend is another opportunity to share some funny material with you. Here's the latest that have made me laugh!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw an apple at him.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Enjoy your long weekend and go well.