Midweek mirth

June 07, 2017

Here we are on a Wednesday evening and I feel like it's been a bit too serious so far this week.

I'm here to save your sanity with some well thought through dad jokes!!!!

No seriously....well maybe not...

Here is the best joke I've seen in a while.

My dad entered the room and asked "What do you get when you combine a dad joke and a rhetorical question?"

Then he walked out.

Admit it you're either laughing or still trying to figure it out!

Here's a few more.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.

Enjoy and go well.

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